If you read Cole & Clarice’s Impolite Conversation on Star Trek: Beyond then you know Spones was totally a thing. Join them as they roam the wilds of oversized glassware in search of a romantic moment that makes sense to both of them.
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“Dr. McCoy, where did you go?” “I DON’T KNOW, SPOCK!”
“Dr. McCoy, I do not understand — is this some sort of human courting ritual?” “Sure, Spock. It’s called ‘going for coffee.’ It’s symbolic.” “I am not certain I believe you…”
“Spock… dammit… help me…” “I would suggest not making any sudden movements, Doctor.”
“DAMMIT, SPOCK! I’M A DOCTOR, NOT AN ART TEACHER!”
“Spock, what the hell are you doing down there?” “I am attempting a visual metaphor, Doctor.” “but… visual metaphors are my thing…”
“Spock… is that plant coming *towards* us…?” “Doctor, I believe this would be an opportune time to run.” “Dammit, Spock!”
“I believe humans call this a ‘bubble bath.’ It is meant to be quite relaxing.” “Dammit, Spock, I’m a human being not a dirty plate in need of a soak…” “Then you do not find this romantic?” *sigh* “I suppose… But don’t tell anyone.”