It’s August 3rd and that means Gen Con kicks off tomorrow! And the Moose are all very excited because: Board Games! And Writer’s Symposium! Huzzah! But that also means we’re all en route to Indianapolis at the moment so we’ve got something fun and special for you instead of a meatier, more wordsy post: the adventures and misadventures of Kylo Ren and General Hux (bobblehead versions), courtesy of Clarice!
Enjoy the bubbling undercurrent of their love/hate relationship and make sure to keep an eye on Twitter (@cmonetb) for more Kylux shenanigans in the future!
“What do you expect me to do with this cassowary, Ren?” “Try using your imagination, General.” *simultaneous glare*
“Dammit, Ren! Stop force pushing giant lemons at me!” “No one tells me what to do!” *glares* *Hux glares back*
“The cassowary cannot go in the pool, Ren.” “FATHERS ALWAYS DISAPPOINT THEIR CHILDREN!!” *Hux eyeroll*
“There are two ways for us to do this, General…” “Your visual metaphors grow tiresome, Ren.” *Kylo glares*
“For the last time, Ren, no. He is not part of our cause.” “You do not know everything, General.” *Jon Snow pouts*
“Don’t you dare, Ren…” “Careful you do not anger me further, General…” *simultaneous glare*
“Damn you, Ren. How did the cassowary get up there?” “HE IS NOT DEFINED BY YOUR EXPECTATIONS!!” *cassowary makes whatever onomatopoeia noise a cassowary would make*
“I see your army has changed, General…” “Watch your tone, Ren. My rainbow ponies are exceptional!”
“Oh god… not this dream again…”
“I want you to know, General: I hate you.” “And I you, Ren.” *meaningful sunset silence*
“You will regret this, General…”
“What are you waiting for, Ren?? Kill it!” “You do not command me, General!”
“You’re useless, Ren! USELESS!” *Kylo mutters*
“I don’t know where you got the idea, Ren, but this not romantic.” “It burns like my rage…”