Darlings ’tis the waning summer, and the Moose are busy with work and secret projects and staying out of the heat, and so we’ve rustled up more Kylux Cut Scenes for your amusement!
That’s right! Bobbleheaded Kylo Ren and General Hux are back for more adventures, loving hatred and intense sexual tension!
That’s right, we know what you like.
Scroll on and enjoy!
Previously on The Adventures of Broody & Ginger, Dysfunctional Space Boyfriends Extraordinaire
“I have found it, Ren… My next weapon.”
“One guess what you can do with this, General.” “Once again, Ren, your visual metaphors bore me.”
“Dammit, Ren, stop playing with the dragon.” “I BASK IN ITS HATRED!”
“Perhaps, General, you should spend less time accessorizing your army.” “Careful, Ren… my fancy alpacas are TRAINED FROM BIRTH!”
*Ren angrily tries to force push the happy noodle pillow* *Hux watches on with disdain*
“Should we not have worn black, Ren?” “WHAT IS VACATION FOR BUT FOR SADNESS???”
Solitude at last.
“REN, I TOLD YOU WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR DAMNED VISUAL METAPHORS!!”
“It finally happened.”
Kylux meets Spones. A.k.a. Shit just got interesting.
To be continued…